Air Pollution Index:
850 (2.5 parts per million)
Campus Pollution haze |
Yesterday morning at 7 a.m. the pollution index was 850;
today at 7 a.m. it was 250. 250 is still “unhealthy,” but it isn’t off the
charts hazardous. Today I can see details for the first time in two weeks. It
is not unlike a geezer putting on her reading classes and seeing actual letters
instead of a grey blur.
Two blocks of visibility |
The pollution soup that
permeated our lives was so bad that even inside the grocery store there was a
haze. Deborah and I found some new-fangled face masks in the Muslim Quarter.
They included little ear covers on them, so your ears can be warm while you are
walking about in the cold pollution-filled world of Xi’an.
I kept asking people (students and Chinese friends) what the
government was doing about the hazardously high air pollution. The answer:
telling people to wear masks and saying that children and old people should
stay inside. “No,” I said. “I mean, what is the government DOING about the
pollution?” A student said, “They are running only 50% of the buses.”
How does that even make sense, limiting public
transportation instead of decreasing private transportation and factory
pollution? Why not tell people they can’t drive their cars and need to take
public transportation? How about limiting the production of the worst polluting
factories? How about telling people to work from home if they can to avoid
using their cars?
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Mask with ear warmers |
What would happen if Apple and Walmart said, “Sorry. We
aren’t going to contract with you to build our phones/computers/clothing/goods
until you can prove to us you are doing it in a Green way and that you are
paying your workers a livable wage with humane work conditions.”
Traditionally, the Winter
Solstice (the longest night/shortest day of the year) is a day when Chinese
people make and eat dumplings. If you don’t eat some dumplings on this day,
your ears will get cold and fall off. Fond of my aural functioning (what is
music if you can’t hear it?), however failing it is, we made sure to eat some vegetarian
dumplings. In fact, several of Deborah’s students took over my kitchen and
dining room to make dozens of dumplings for everyone on Dumpling Day.
have you made?” The students proudly responded, “At least 200!” She scoffed. “Keep going until you hit 800. Then you have made dumplings.”
put his foot down when they asked him to done a skirt. This is a child who spent every day from the age of 3-7 in a dress: Truly Scrumptious, Mary Poppins, The Wicked Witch of the West, Carmen Sandiego, Cruella DeVille, so I was surprised when he said no to the skirt. But to a nine-year-old, being seven is ancient history. Besides, the dresses had always been his idea and his mandate. Not someone else’s. So, the little girl in the commercial wore yoga pants and a striped sweater instead of a skirt.
The commercial shoot was
a comedy of polyglot farce. I was speaking Arabic to Zephaniah, French to the
French man. The French man was speaking English to Zephaniah, Chinese to the
Chinese and French to me. The Chinese were only speaking Chinese. Although,
there was one man trying out all his English phrases on me. His favorite was
“Golden Flower Hotel” (fond memories, I assume?). The other was, “Long live
Chairman Mao.” Whenever he said that, I would enthusiastically reply, “Mao is
dead!” No, really. Mao is dead. I saw him in Beijing. Really dead. I don’t
think the man ever understood what I was saying. I couldn’t figure out whether
he was a daft patriot or a sarcastic, wanton revolutionary.
Because the Chinese do
not celebrate Christmas (or “Festivas” as Deborah says), our celebrations were
low key. I had to teach on Xmas day and Z had to go to school (which he
protested about loudly). But after school we gathered around Deborah’s little
tree and unwrapped some gifts that I had procured at the Muslim Quarter one day
while Zephaniah was in school: warm gloves, some pencils, a leather bound blank
book, a paint brush calligraphy set, a little pocket watch, a wooden pipe and
magnifying glass (a la Sherlock Holmes).
Sidebar on Apple and labor conditions in China: A couple
years ago there was a blip in the international news about how there had been
several suicides at an Apple production plant in China. The work conditions
were so bad that workers were pitching themselves off the top of the buildings
and dying. Workers are not allowed to chat with their co-workers; they work elbow-to-elbow
for 12-14 hours a day with no breaks. They have to live on the compound (eat,
sleep, work) with a regimented work schedule and no socializing.
Christmas Day Pollution Index: 850 |
Apple sent a representative over to inspect the factory and
talk with the workers. You can guess how that went: everything was just fine; everyone was happy; no problems. The way the Chinese managers dealt with the suicides
was to build huge awnings around the tall buildings to break the fall of
workers who jumped. While the Apple rep was visiting, another suicide happened.
Oops.
Production continues as usual.
I asked Tiantian when she thought the government would do
something about the high pollution. She said, “Probably when enough people
die.” I am skeptical that the Chinese government will do anything even when
people are dying (they are dying now; a student running on Xi’an university
track keeled over last week: dead). It will take international pressure and
loss of lucrative contracts before anything will be done.
How many things do you buy that are “made in China”?
Dumpling Day
The students slaved away chopping and cooking and rolling
out dough from 10 a.m. until about 3 p.m. Juan came over, took one look at the
table full of dough and dumplings, and said, “How many
have you made?” The students proudly responded, “At least 200!” She scoffed. “Keep going until you hit 800. Then you have made dumplings.”
A note on lucky numbers in China: Eight is a lucky number.
If you make or do anything, you better do it times 8. Four is a very unlucky
number. You will die if you have 4 in your phone number or on your license
plate. There are no buses that run with a “4” in their number. Buildings often
do not have a “fourth” floor (like some buildings in America where the 13th
floor is missing).
We did not eat 8 dumplings, but we made sure we did not eat
4, either.
Commercial Shoot
One day last week we were walking home from Zephaniah’s
violin lesson and a young man stopped us. “Do you want to be in a commercial?”
He asked Zephaniah. Shrug. “Sure. OK. Why not?”
After several text messages back and forth, on Saturday we
got in a taxi and drove across town to a swanky furniture store where the
commercial was to be filmed. Zephaniah played the grandchild of Chinese
grandparents (in the commercial, Z’s mother was Chinese and his father was
French). The grandparents were being gifted a fabulous water purification
system by their daughter and son-in-law to increase their health and longevity.
I inquired as to why they wanted foreigners in the commercial. The French man
said because we are seen as having more authority, so of course the “smart
European father” gifting the water system to aging Chinese grandparents would
be seen as having more ethos than a Chinese father doing the same.
The director wanted Zephaniah to play a girl. Zephaniah was
tolerant of having his hair curled, but
put his foot down when they asked him to done a skirt. This is a child who spent every day from the age of 3-7 in a dress: Truly Scrumptious, Mary Poppins, The Wicked Witch of the West, Carmen Sandiego, Cruella DeVille, so I was surprised when he said no to the skirt. But to a nine-year-old, being seven is ancient history. Besides, the dresses had always been his idea and his mandate. Not someone else’s. So, the little girl in the commercial wore yoga pants and a striped sweater instead of a skirt.
The French Father couldn't get it right |
There were many shots of Zephaniah smiling and drinking
water, smiling and handing water to the grandmother, smiling and handing the
water purification system to the grandparents, smiling and dancing, smiling and
sitting. Smiling. A lot of smiling. People in the commercial appeared very,
very happy or almost happy in a strained and constipated way.
One particular shot involved about 30 or so takes because
the French man couldn’t get a sequence down. He was supposed to take a step
forward , lean in, and say (in Chinese), “For you father and mother” while
handing them the purification system. He kept getting it wrong. First of all,
he would step forward with his left foot instead of his right (this would NOT
do; you should never lead with your
left, apparently). Then he would step with his right, but forget to bring his
left foot forward (also extremely problematic). Finally, he got the correct
foot choreography, but then he said, “mother and father” instead of “father and
mother” (in China, you always say
“ba-ba” before “ma-ma”; shame, shame, shame if you don’t). He seemed like a
bright enough guy, but his brain jammed up tight on these small details that would
offend many Chinese watching the commercial and so . . . 30 takes. Still,
everyone was smiling, but secretly they were grinding their molars in
frustrated gnash.
Zephaniah received 500 yuan for his afternoon of pretending
to be a girl (about $90). He was thrilled with the money, but said his face
hurt from all the cheesy grins. Still, a lucrative coup for him. He is pacing
himself with the money, but on the way home, we had to stop at the Muslim
Quarter so he could blow the first 100 yuan on a wooden sword , a pirate gun,
and an artist’s stamp for his collection (this one features a panda carved at
the top).
Xmas in China
Judy Gibson and Barbara Dibernard had mailed a care package
which arrived right on Christmas Day (great timing), so we were thrilled to
have that package to open. I was particularly delighted in having a box to open
that didn’t include things that I had purchased: a real surprise. The contents
did not disappoint: fair trade, organic chocolate and malted milk balls, a
chocolate cake mix, and a Cat Lover’s Against the Bomb 2014 calendar (featuring
Barbara and Judy’s cat Cady as the “cover cat”). That was the best Christmas surprise ever. I’m
rationing the chocolate. And not sharing. Z is content with Chinese candy. No
point in wasting the good stuff on his unrefined taste buds.
Care Package with Real Chocolate! |
After the constitutive opening of gifts, we all went out to
eat Indian food with Aks. Zephaniah got to ride on Aks electric scooter to the
mall where the restaurant was (Deborah and I took the bus). Christmas was the
API 850 day, so Z had to wear his mask, but he didn’t care. Aks said Z called
out a jaunty, “Ni hoa!” to every single person they passed, so ecstatic was he
to be tooling around in the scooter/bike lane.
All around, not a bad way to celebrate the holiday. I
greatly preferred it to being caught up in the nonsense and over-consumption of
American Christmases that begin sometime the week before Halloween.
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