Friday, April 1, 2011
Vive la Revolucion!
Subsequent to a bloodless coup d'état, this department is heretofore called the Department of Linguistical and Cultural Superiority (and English and Newspaper Reporters). Former chair Cadden has been deposed and is being held in an undisclosed location. All major programs offered in the LCSenr Department will now require 21 hours of a foreign language. A department meeting will be held at 3:00 today in the newly named Bibliothèque et Salon de Thé (211). Your new Chef du Département will address faculty in at least three languages. Cordialement, Celle qui Règne